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Ao mil jhul ke shana bashane chale. Khoti qismath banye jagey chalo sath sath. Mustafa ko manye chole sath sath. Karwane mohammad Rokega nahi. Kamli wale ka jhande jhukega nahi. Jashne milad hein kya haseen bath. Sab kay daman khusiyu ki khairath hai. Momino unke amad ke charcha karo. Apna sab kuch mohammad pe wara karo. Dalde apne naslou ko iss kam per. Sab nichawar kare haq ke paigam ko. Mustafa ke gharana salamat Rahe.

Syeda ke gharane salamat Rahe. Murtaza ke gharne salamat Rahe. Bakhshisu ka thikna salamat Rahe. Kis kader ham pe moula ke Ahsan. Apne hatou mein aqa ka daman Hein. Nafrato ko mohabbat ma Dahlege hum. Ao sab ko gale se lage ge hum. Bil yakeen hum ko jannat main le jaygi. Khalb Arshad ki hain bas yahi Elteja. Har musalman sipahi bane deen kay. Mast bequth hain sab jasne Ghous-e-paak.

Hyderi hain sabhi Hyderabad Main J. Apnee jano ki parwah karte nahi. Faiz-e-Raza ka he sab kamaal, Marhaba. Aaye do aalam ke gham khaar aaye, Shahkaar-e-Rab-e-Zuljalal, Marhaba..

Dekho zara muskurane lage hein, Deedni hein unke khad-o-khaal, Marhaba. Naqsh kar le seene par naam sarware deen ka, Ya Rasulallah Marhaba Marhaba Ye wo naam he jis se sab azaab talte he Ya Habiballah Marhaba Marhaba Shaadi ke naghme sunate rahenge, Jashn-e-wiladat manaate rahenge, Sirf saari dunya me wo he kucha-e ahmad, Jis jaga bhi ham jese khote seek-e chalte he! W PAR Dare nabi s. Dukh mukh gay nay sab duniya day, khushiyan day vaylay aa ay nay, Ban rehmath rab di duniya thay, aaka tashreef -e- lay aa ay nay, Aamad-e-mustafa marhaba marhaba, Aamad-e-mustafa marhaba marhaba, marhaba marhaba, Aamad-e-mustafa.

Aaya kamli waala, Aaya kamli waala. Kithay kasam utaa ee, chehray dee, yaseen -e- day noori, sehray dee, Yu' tee ka fatardaa keh keh kay, Yu' tee ka fatardaa keh keh kay, ALLAH nay naaz -e utaa ay nay! Sooraj noo mawray ya sawnay nay, chan thawr -e- kay jawray ya sawnay nay, Aaya kamli waala, Aaya kamli waala. Dar pe bulawo makki madni Mujh ko sulawo makki madni, Mangta hu n me sawaali hoon, Ishq-e-Nabi ka pujaari hu n , Thokaren khaata hu n dar dar ki, Dar pe bulawo makki madni, Bigri banawo makki madni Har saas me Madinah he, muskhkil ab mera jeena he, Dil mein tamanna hai Tayba ki, Dar pe bulawo makki madni, Bigri banawo makki madni Barso n say akhiya tarsi, Jalwa dikhawo makki madni, Dar pe bulawo makki madni Asdi gunaho me dooba huwa he Jaisa he nibhawo makki madni, Dar pe bulawo makki madni, Bigri banawo makki madni Dar pe bulawo makki madni!

Hathon sa tunay kitnay dafnay tunay murday? Huzoor agaye hein, Huzoor agaye hein. Yeh Milad he Sarware Ambiya ka, Karam hi karam hein, ye din aur raatein, Uttho be karao, chalo be saharo, khabar ye sunao Huzoor agaye hein.

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Train chali, bheed badhi, itne mein break lagi, ek ladki ladke se takraayi, ladki boli aadmi ho ki jaanwar, ladka bola jaan to tum ho var to hum hai Jinki yaad mein hum, deewane ho gaye, wohi humhi se begane ho gaye, shaayad unhe talash hai ab naye dost ki, kyunki unki nazar mein ab hum purane ho gaye Yaar ne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi geharaee mein jaana chod, jab usko hi duri ka ehasaas nahi, humne bhi ehsaas dilana chod diya Beggar: allah ke naam pe ek biwi dede, doosre ki nahi to apne hi dede, allah tujhe ek ke badle do dega, tulsi hogi to mandira bhi dega Ek aadmi sardar se mere dadaji one crore ki jayedad chod kar chale gaye Sardar bola: are yaar mere dadaji to sari duniya chod kar chale gaye Sardar: ooo banno car ki speek kyun badhadi?

Bivi: oji car ki break fail ho gai hai, accident ho jaye iske pahele ghar pahoch jate hain. Nurse gave the newborn baby to the sardar. The sardar screamed, puttar hua, puttar hua. But nurse said abbey gadhe meri ungli chod, ladki hui hai Waqt noor ko benoor kar deta hai, thode se zakham ko nasoor kar deta hai, kaun chahta hai apno se door hona, par waqt sabko majboor kar deta hai!!!!

Jitna hum aapko yaad karte hain, utna hi aap hame yaad karte hain, fark itna hai ki hum aapko sms karte hain, aur aap sms padke yaad karte hain, Sardar goes to buy underwear on choosing one, shop keeper tells it is of Rs.

Is chicken ready? Ready boss mutton? Yes boss. No, it is still reading the message boss Har dhadkan mein ek raaz hota hai, har baat bataane ka andaaz hota hai, jab tak thokar na lage bewafai ki, har kisiko apne pyaar par naaz hota hai Zindagi mein kuch na mila humko to kya gum hai, apka pyar mila humkoye kya kam hai apke dil mein ek choti si jagah palu to who jagah TAJ MAHAL se kya kam hai Aapke liye ek film mein baat ki hai, chota sa role hai, heroine aapko gufa mein lejakar goli maar degi.

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Ye raat itni tanha kyon hoti hai, kismat se apni sabko shikaayat kyo hoti hai, ye kismat bhi ajeeb khel khelti, jise hum pa nahi sakte usi se mohabbat yon hoti hai Taste this sms, did you feel the taste of ginger? If balakrishna is to say about cell orey messagelu pampadam kadu, dammu untey ne cell lo balance untey signal sarriga untey, battery charging untey phone to phone, ear to ear, day or night anytime ne cell nunchi aina sarey vere cell nunchi aina sarey sms to kadu cel bill tho champasta Ek khawab, ek khayal, ek haqiqat ho tum, dosti me padne wali har zaroorat ho tum, jisko roz ek sms karna pade are yaar ajeeb musibat ho tum Ishq sabhi ko jeena sikha deta hai, waa ke naam par marna sikha deta hai, ishq nahi kiya to kar ke dekh zalim har dard sehna sikha deta hai Engineer interview dene gaya.

Boss: aap salary kitni chahte hain? Eng: one lack per month Boss: hum aap ko five lacks denge Eng: kyo mazak karte hai sir? Tu door sahi majboor sahi, majboor sahi par yaad tumhari aati hai, tumhari GAND waha pe path ti hai awaaz yahan par aati hai Dosti ki judai ka gam na karna, door rahe phir bhi yaad karna, agar mile zindagi ke kissi mod pe, toh hamein dekh kar aankhen bandh na karna Ga to hum bhi sakte the par aawaj besuri nikali,baja to hum bhi sakte the par saaj bewafa nikli, are TAJMAHAL to hum bhi banwa sakte the par meri mumtaj teri girl friend nikli Kisi ladki ko math ched paap lagega, kisi ladki ko math ched paap lagega, ek din tu bhi kisi ladki ka baap banega Yun to yaadein purani nahi hoti, unko pana sabki kismat nahi hoti, hum dil rakh aaye hai unke dar par, jante hue ke unki nazar zamin pe nahi hoti Aankhe kholu to chehra unka ho, ankhe bandh karoo to sapna unka ho, mar bhi jaoo to koi gam nahi, agar kafan ke badle dupatta uska ho.

Maine phone karne poocha hello is it ? Lady boli - hindi mein bolo, I asked do do ek saath choda? Dil ke dard ko zubaan par late nahi, hum apni aankhon se aansu bahate nahi, zakhamchahe kitne hi gehre kyon na ho, hum DETTOL ke siva aur kuch lagate nahi Mushkilon se apki mulaqat naho.

Udas baitho aisi koi baat na ho. Dua hai ki mehfilon se saje zindagi aapki, bas humein pukar lena agar koi saath na ho. Peg per peg peene se kya fayda? Subah hui to sab utar jayengi, kisi hasina ki aankhon se pio, khuda ki kasam umar sari nashe me gujar jayegi Ishq sabhi kojeena sikha deta hai, wafa ke naani pe marna sikha deta hai, ishq nahi kiya to kar ke dekho, zalim har dard sehna sikha deta hai Dekh ke hamein who sir jhukate hain, bulao ke mehfil mein nazrein churate hai, nafrat hai humse to bhi ka baat nahi, gairon se mile ke dil kyun jalaate hain Arre diwano, mujhe pehchano, kaha se aaya mein hu kaun, main hu kaun?

Main hu main hu arey dhakan sandy aur kaun UF, dabao na, zara jor se, aisa karo, apni shirt nikal do, pant bhi nikal do, meri kurti bhi ab jorse tight hai aur jorse ooh, ho gaya ye suitcase bhi na Pathar ki pooja kar baithe hum naadan the, teri aadat teri fitrat se anjaan the, waqt ne humko khilona bana diya yaaro varna hum bhi mehfil ki kabhi jaan the Ek kasak dil ki dil mein dabi reh gayi, zindagi mein tumhari kami reh gayi, itni ulfat ke baad bhi vo mujhe na mile, shayad mere MOHABBAT mein hi kuch kami rahenge Kisi din hamari lena kahabar, ke kya beet rahi hai tera bagair, chalet hue rahon mein, rakhan nazar, kahin tere kadamon ke neeche na ho meri kabar Santa standing without shirt in balcony.

Banta: wah sardara kya chest hai. Santa: oye, ye to kuch nahi, andar ja ke teri bhabhi ki dekh Zindagi zakhmo se bhari hai, waqt ko marham banana seekh lo, haarna tohai hi maut ke samne, filhaal zindagi se jeetna seekh lo. Mohabbat ka dekho asar kaisa hota hai, jaan idhar hoti hai dil udhar hota hai, oochne lage hain log ab humko sabhi, janaab ka aajkal dhyan kidhar hota hai Khaamoshi ka matlab inkaar nahi hota, nakamiyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota, kya hua jo unhe paa na sake, sirf paalene ka matlab hi pyaar nahi hota.

Waqt to hume bhula chukka hai, mukaddar bhi na bhula de, pyaar isliye hum nahi karte, darte hian koi phir se rula na de Dosti se badi koi jaageer nahi, is se acchi koi tasveer nahi, yeh to ek naaazuk sa dhaaga hai, fir bhi is se pakki koi zanzeer nahi Dard ko na dekhiye dard se, dard ko bhi dard hota hai, dard ko bhi zaroorat hai pyaar ki, aakhir pyaar ein dard hi to humdard hota hai Ansuo ko bahut samjhaya tanhai me aya karo mehfil me hamar mazak na udaya karo, ispar ansu tadap kar bale itne log mein apko tanha pate hai isliye chale ate hai.

Chot kahte hain aur muskurate hain, yahi aadat is dil ko sikhate hai, hum to gum lekar bhi yaad rakhte hai, aur ek aap hai jo gam dekar bhul jaate hai Ek mandir mein, buri niyatwale gayab hojate the. Salman gaya, salman gayab. Sharukh gaya, sharukh gayab.

Hritik gaya, hritik gayab, bipasha gayi, bhagwaan gayab Log kehtehain itni dosti mat karo, ke dost dil par sawaar ho haye. Hum kehte hain dosti itni karo ke, dushman ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye. Dard kafi hai bekhudi ki liye, maut zaroori hai zindagi ke liye, kaun marta hai kisi ke liye, hum to zinda hai sirf aap jaise dost ke liye Kisike dil mein basna bura to nahi, kisiko dil me basana khata to nahi, gunah ho yeh zamaneki nazar mein to kya hua, zamanewale bhi insaan hai khuda to nahi Log kente hain humne jisse dosti ki hai, who chaand ka tukda hai, lekin hum kehte hain, humne jisse dosti ki hai, chaan uska ek tukda hai Ishq ke jaam ko aise na piya ke aadha piya aadha chod diya, yeh pyaar hai mere yaar, nahin koi VIM BAR ke thoda sa lagaya aur ho gaya Bikta agar pyaar to kaun nahi kharidta, bikti agar khushiyan to kaun use bechta, dard agar milta to hum apse kharid lete aur aapki khushiyo ke liye khud ko bech dete Zindagi ki rahom mein bahut se yaar milenge, hum kya hum se bhi acche hazaar milenge, in acchon ki bhid mein hame na bhula dena, hum kahan tumhe baar baar milenge Na koi kisi se door hota hai, na koi kisi ke kareeb hota hai, yaar khud chalke aata hai, jab koi kisi ke naseeb mein hota hai.

Dosti ki tadap to dekhaya nahi jata, dil mein lagi aag ko bhujaga nahi jata. Khushbu ne phool ko ek ehsaas banaya, phool ne mali ko kuch khaas banaya. Chahat ne mohabbat ko ek pyaas banaya, mohabbat ne kitno ko devdas banaya? Yu kisi ki yaad mein rona fizul hai, itne anmolansu khona fizul hai, rona to unke liye jo humpar nisaar hai, unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hai Zindagi ne diya aisa tohfa ki har tohfe pe dum nikla, jab khola us tohfe ko toh, chand khushiyan liye dher sara gam nikla Hum aapki yaad mein bahut udaas hai, bas aapse milne ki ek aas hai; na jaane kitne log humare paas hai, lekin humare liye to sirf aap hi khaas hai Vaade bhi doston ne kya khoob nibhaye, zakhm muft and dard tofe mein bhijwaaye, is se badhkar wafadaari ki misaal kya hogi, ki maut se pehle dost kafan le aaye Paas aakar sabhi door chale jaate hain, hum akele the akele hi reh jaate hai, dil ke dard kise dikhae, marham lagaane wale hi zakham de jaate hain Jab jab bagon mein bahar ayegi, tab mere sms ki bochhar ayegi, tanhaiyan to tumhari door ho jayengi, par kya mera bill bharne teri SAAS aayegi Masti aankho me hoti hai, sharab mein nahi, bhakti shraddha mein hoti hai, shabdo mein nahi, tu bhi jaan le mere dost, dosti dil me hoti hai, sirf SMS mein nahi Yaad karte hain tumhe tanhai mein, dil dooba hai gamon ki gaherai mein, hamein mat dhoondo duniya ki bhid me hum milenge tumhari girl friend ki rajai mein Book khulte hain exam ka sama hota hai, aise mausam me hi to dimag kharab hota hai, dimag ki baatein paper par nahi aati, ye fasana to mark sheet mein bayaa hota hai Shehar ki galli mein paan ki dukan, devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskaan, dev ne khilaya paro ko paan, paan khake paro boli shukriya bhaijaan Dhoka mila jab pyaar mein, zindagi mein udaasi cha gayi, socha tha chod denge is raah ko par aaj mohalle mein dusri aa gayi Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye, dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye, TAJ na banaiye bahut costly padega, har taraf mumtaz banate rahiye.

Phulon mein haseen gulaab hai padne ke liye zaroori kitaab hai, duniya mein har sawal ka jawaab hai, agar koi aapse mere bare mein puchche to kehna who lajawaab hai Likho to kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone pe majboor ho jaye, har lafz mein wo dard paida karo, ki wo pyaar karne par majboor ho jaaye. Palkon mein qaid kuch sapne hai, kuch begane kuch apne hai, na jaane kya KASHISH hai in khyalon mein, wo hum se door hoke bhi kitne apne hai Teacher: what is common between Gandiji, mahavirji and Christ.

Chota sardar: sare de sare chutti wale din paida hoye se Na jaane kya abhi ek ansu aankh se jalka, dil ko shayad tumhari yaad aaye, chahat hai itni aap se milne ki haste hue bhi aankhe bher aaye Na chaho humein, chahton se dar lagta hai, na aao itna kareeb, judai se dar lagta hai, aapki wafaon pe bharosa hai magar, apne muqaddar se dar lagta hai God apun se pucha kidhar jayenga? Heaven ki hell? Apun bola hell!! Apun ko malum, tum dost log udarich milenga, jaha tum hoenga vo bhi heaven mafiq lagenga Ek dost ne sardars se poocha yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyun dekhta hai?

Saddam Husseins favorite song idhar chupa main udhar chupa, jaane kahan main kidhar chupa, are pakad liya Aah bharti hai magar ro nahi sakte, jaan hazir hai magar de nahi sakte, aarzoo dil mein hai magar kahe nahi sakte, dosti ki hai magar mil nahi sakte. Angrez: whats your favorite phool? Hindu: Lotus. Angrez: I clean my ass with that. Muslim: chameli. Angrez: I clean my ass with that Sardars: cactus, le ab saaf kar le What happens if electrical industry starts producing movies?

Umar ki raah mein insaan badal jaata hai, waqt ki andhi mein tufaan badal jatha hai, sochata hun tumhe pareshan na karu, lekin baad mein irada badal jata hai.

Dost subah teri, shaam meri ho, din tera raat meri ho, hansi teri udasi meri ho, jab maut aaye to dost sirf kabar teri laash meri ho Jo pal pal chalti rahe: zindagi hai, jo har pal jalti rahe: roshini hai, jo pal pal khilti rahe: mohabbat hai, jo kisi pal saath no chode: who dosti hai Dil mein tumhari aphi kami chod jayenge, aaankhon mein asun ki nami chod jayenge, yaad rakhna mujhe, dhundte firoge ek din jab ye zindagi chod jayenge Ek sardars har Sunday holi kehlta tha.

Ek aadmi ne puucha sardarji aap kyu har Sunday holi kelte hain. Machhar song: bhege honth tere, pyaasa dunk mera, lage amrit sa mujhe khoon tera, kabhi mere saath koi raat gujaar, tujhe subah tak suja doo yaar Ramchandra keh gaye siya se aisa kalyug aayega, meri tara se sms honge tera jawaab nahi ayega Ek lamha unhone hamari zindagi savaar di, ek lamha mein unhone hamari zindagi ujaad di, kasoor unka nahi, hamara tha jo un do lamho meri zindagi guzaar di Abse isko nakaam na hone dinge, dil ki mehfil mein shaam na hone denge, mohabbat ka har ilzaam apne sar lelenge, magar tumko badnaam na hone denge.

Anjaane mein hum dil gawa baithe, is pyaar mein kaise dhooka kha baithe, unse kya gila kar bhul hamari hai, jo bina dil walon se dil laga baithe Saare dhoobi mare mare fir rahe hai, kyunki unke gadhe nahchar mil rahen hain, gupt kahbaron se pata chala hai ki who sms padh rahein hain Galat nazar se dekhoge to har jagah kharab hi lagegi aur sahi nazar se dekhoge to har sundar ladki tumhe bhabhi lagage.

Tumhara bhai Ganje ke sar par do baal the, ek baal ne dusre se kaha, chalo hum dono shaadi karle aur baal paida karte hain, dusre ne kaha baal vivah gair kanooni hai Ek arsa hogaya dekh kar apni surat Bhulse bhi yaad agar humari aye toh.. Main lafzon se kuch bhi izhaar nahi karta, is ka matlab ye nahi main usse pyaar nahi karta, chahta hun main use aaj bhi par uski soch mein apna waqt bekar nahi karta, tamasha na ban jaye kahin meri mohabbat, isliye apne dard ko aksar zahir nahi karta.

Jo kuch mila hai usi mein khush hun main, uske liye khuda se taqrar nahi karta, par kuch to baat hai uski fitrat mein zalim, warna use chahne ki khata baar baar nahi karta. Guzre hue kal ki yaad ati hai, kuch lamhon se ankhen bhar athi hai, who shaam nirali ban jaathi hai, jab aap jaise doston ki yaad aati hai. Kya ankhen hai, kya baatein hai, kya chehra tumne paya hai, aisa lagta hai, jaise peepal ke ped se BHOOT utar ke aaya hai.

Ek hasi jo hasa de ek ansu jo rula de, ek aarzoo jo jaga de, ek chaahat jo samajh le har aahat jo jaan le usi rishte ka naam hai dosti Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega, khuda salamat rakhe tum ko varna bandatr ki tarah ucchal kood kaun karega Har ishq ka matlab gam nahi hota, duriyan badne se pyaar kam nahi hota, waqt bewaqt ho jaathi hai, aankhe nam, kyuki yaadon ka koi MAUSAM nahi hota Macchar aur makkhi ki ho gayi shaadi, pehli hi raat se ho gayi macchar ki barbaadi, kehta hai meri kismat khoti hai, kyunki makkhi good night laga ki soti hai Rishton ki ye duniya hai niraali, sab rishtoen se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari, manzoor hai ansu bhi ankho mein haamare, agar aa jaye muskaan hothon pe tumhaare.

Waqt tera gulaam hoga, har pal pe tera hi naam hoga, zara mudkar dekh mere dost, har kadam pe mera saath hoga. Naseeb se milta hai yaar, naseeb se milta hai dildar badi nazuk chij hai yeh sambhal ke rakhna, kyonki naseeb walo ko milta hai sacche dost ka pyaar Teri zindagi mein kabhi koi gam na ho.

Teri aankhen kabhi ansuon se nam no ho Sardar1: raat ko teri khidki khuli thi, I enjoyed full scene of you and your wife. Sardar2: ban gaya na buddhu, main kal poori raat ghar pe hi nahi tha Sabse clever kaun: tum, sabse smart kaun: tum, sabse se strong kaun: tum, in sab mein tum se zyada kaun: hum, lekin duniya mein sabse achche dost kaun: humtum Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasveer bana sakta hun, tujhe mile bina teri haal batha sakta hun, hai mera dost mein itna dum, apni ankh ka aansu teri aankh se gira sakta hun, yehi dosti hai Na daulat na koi tajmahal chod jayenge, hum apni yaadgaar gazal chod jayenge, tum aaj chaho jitni hasi udalo hamari, magar rota hua tmhe hum kal chod jayenge Ye armaan toh kaanch ke tukde hain, jo dil ki zameen par bikhre hain, inko mat chedo ki zakhm abhi gehra hai, in par aaj bhi kisike yaad ke pehre hain Savera kya hua sitaro ko bhool gaye, suraj kya aaya chaand ko bhool gaye, gujra kya kuch lamha hamare bagai, aap to hamey hi bhool gaye.

Kabhi kabhi hostla bhi aajmana chahiye Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye, mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye, karu main sms ladkiyon ko, aur naam tera aaye, maar tujhe pade, aur kaleja mera thanda ho jaye Har waqt muskurana fitrat hai hamari, aap yuhin khush rahein hasarat hai hamari, aap ko hum yaad aayen na aayen, aap ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari Sirf yaadon ka silsila reh gaya, khuda jane unse hamara kya rishta reh gaya, ek chaand chup gaya jane kahan, ek sitara use dhoondta reh gaya Nind apni bhula kar sulaya aapko, ansu apne gira kar hasaya aapko, dard kabhi na dena us khuda ki tasvir ko, khuda bhi kehta hai maa-baap justko- if you love your parents then forward this message to as many people as you can Apne pyaar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake, diwane dil pe kabu pa na sake, aaj itne karib se gujar gaye who phir bhi unka haath thaam na sake Ishq ek nasha hai, jo dard ki gali mein bikta hai, ek pal ka maza hai zindagi bhar ki saza hai, usse maut kya bachayega jo saza-e-ishq mein fasa hai Apne dard-e-dil ka humdard hame hi paoge, in tanhaiyon mein saah hame hi paoge, door hai apse to kya hua, in duriyon mein bhi sabse kareeb hame hi paoge Garam chai, specially for you, I mixed it with 1tsp of care, 2tsp of love and 3tsp of happiness.

Hope you have nice day Har chaand ka deedar nahi karte, har neend mein aaram nahi karte, yun to hazaaron nazar milti hai lekin har nazar se pyaar nahi karte Khud ko mohabbat mein fida kaun karega, sab nek banenge to gunah kaun karega, ae rab sanam bewafa ko rakhna salamat varna mere marne ki dua kaun karega Sapno se dil lagana bhool gaye, har waqt muskurana bhool gaye, ye soch ke koi manane nahi ayega, ab hum ruth jaana bhool gaye Kaash banaanewale ne sheeshe ka dil banaya hota, Kaash banaanewale ne sheeshe ka dil banaya hota, todnewale ke haath mein koi to zakhm to aaya hota God ne apko bheja to bheja par sie bheja ki bheje mein bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja, waise yeh mujhe kisi ne bheja isliye maine aapko bheja.

Karoge afsos jab meri lash dekhoge, mere jism pe lipta hui kafan dekhoge meri chahat zindagi bhar tujko tadapti rahegi, tum bhi door khade marne ki rah dekhoge. Kabristan ke chowkidaar ke neeche baithe hue gande kutte ke gale mein rengte hue beemar bacteria me chupe hue virus ki kasam ek message kar Mohabbat diwano ki diwangi hoti hai, nazakat hasino ki shaan hoti hai, dosto se to kya dushman se bhi dosti nibhate hain hum doti se hi to hamari pehchaan banti hai Tajmahal ki diwaro pe likha hai, khutub minaar ke diwaro pe likha hai, iss jahan ke har minaro pe likha hai Hanthi ne kaha jakar hathini ki kabar par, hanthi ne kaha jakar nathini ki kabar par, mujhe naaz tha tumhari patli kamar par Ek din ek daaku ek sardars ke ghar me ghuss gaya aur bola SONA kahan hai?

Sardars bola ullu ke patthe pura ghar khali hai, kahi bhi soja Dil-e-nadan tujhe hua kya hai, aakhir is dard ka dawa kya hai, hum ko unse wafa ki har ummeed wo nahi jaante wafa kya hai Hayo rabba, tussi so gaye? Inni jaldi? Ji ek mint ruko mainu good night te wish kar len do! Good night hai ji! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena Humse door jaoge kaise, dil se hume bhulaoge kaise, hum to vo khushboo hain jo aap ki saanso mein baste hain, khud ki saanso ko rok paoge kaise Arz kiya hai bus nazron se dekh liya hota agar tammana thi daraane ki, hum yun hi behosh ho jate, kya jaroorat thi muskuraane ki Bahut door rehkar bhi dil ke paas lagti ho, nazron se door rehkar bhi khas lagti ho, dusro ka diya sms bhejte ho phir bhi mujhe smart lagti ho Dil armano se houseful hai, pure honge ya nahi ye doubtful hai, is duniya mein har chiz wonderful hai, par zindagi aap jaise doston se hi beautiful hai Sardars to his friend yaar yeh policewaale bhi buddhu hai, diesel jeep leke nikalte hai, aur kehte hai petroling kar rahe hai Sathe chodke kabhi humse juda mat hona, wafa chahi hai humse bewafa mat hona, ruthe chahe sari khudai humse magar, tum khafa mat hona Tum door jaakar itna itra rahe ho, kabhi hum gaye to bhula na paoge, hasna jise aadat samajh baithe ho hamari, kabhi hum roye to hasa na paoge.

Message na karke dil tod diya mera, ab mobile dafna dena, kafan na mile to apna rumaal udha dena, koi pucche rog kya tha, to nazre jhuka ke apni kanjusi bata dena Boy and girl in a party.

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